INTER‑OFFICE MEMO
FORM 12‑B (FINAL)
FORM 12‑B (FINAL)
TO:Anyone still emailing us
FROM:The Partners (both of us)
RE:Voluntary, permanent, unpaid sabbatical
MBA Consulting Corporation has officially retired.
After years of leveraging synergies, circling back, and putting pins in things, we have completed a full 360° strategic review of our own careers and identified one clear action item: stop.
This decision was reached unanimously, in a meeting that could absolutely have been an email, and then followed up with an email anyway, out of respect for tradition.
Executive Summary
- Mission: accomplished, allegedly
- Deliverables: delivered, mostly on time
- Blockers: none remaining — we removed ourselves
- Next steps: hiking, naps, occasionally both at once
0Meetings Booked
∞Naps Taken
3Floppy Disks Lost
Please direct all future synergy, alignment, and bandwidth to someone with bandwidth. We regret to inform you that our five‑year plan is now just “Tuesday.”
Thank you for all those wonderful quarters. It's been a real pleasure pivoting with you.